Get ready to buy LAPTOP

Work out what to hold, on which chain, before launch. · contract checker · size curve · where to buy · standing order · getting a slot

This page never touches your money. There is no deposit address and nothing to send anywhere. It tells you what to do in your own wallet, with tools you choose. If any site — including one that looks like this one — asks you to send funds so it can buy LAPTOP for you, that is not a preorder. That is you handing your money to a stranger.

Your wallet

not connected

Pre-positioning is a question about what you already hold, so connecting answers it directly: this reads your address and your Base balances and shows them against the plan below. It does not ask you to sign anything and cannot bridge or send — every step in the plan still happens in a tool you choose.

You cannot preorder a token that has no market

read this first

Buying is a swap against a pool. Until someone funds a LAPTOP pool there is no pool to swap against, so there is no transaction anyone can send on your behalf. Nothing technical is missing — the counterparty does not exist yet.

So every "preorder" is the same arrangement: somebody holds your money and promises tokens later. You are trusting them to buy, to buy at a fair price, and to send you the result. You have no claim if they do not. What you can genuinely do is pre-position — arrive at launch already holding spendable funds on Base, in your own wallet, so you are one transaction from a fill instead of one bridge plus one transaction.

What do you hold now?

Your path to being ready

    What "optimised" actually means here

    1. Arrive in the asset the deepest pool quotes. LAPTOP pools may be quoted in WETH, USDC or USDbC, and they are not interchangeable — a USDC pool cannot be bought with WETH without another swap and another fee. On launch day the contract checker lists every pool it finds and which asset each one quotes. Until then, USDC is the more likely quote (the pools observed so far are USDC-quoted) but this is a guess, not a reading.
    2. Bridge before launch, not during it. Bridging is the slow, congested, failure-prone part, and it is entirely removable from the critical path. Doing it on Thursday puts minutes of bridge latency between you and a price that is moving. Doing it now costs the same fee at a calmer moment.
    3. Keep gas on Base. Bridging only USDC leaves you holding money you cannot spend, because the swap itself costs ETH. This is the single most common way people arrive "ready" and are not.
    4. Size from the curve, not from a feeling. Once a pool exists, the size curve prices your exact size against it. On a thin launch pool the difference between 1 and 25 is not linear and it is not small.

    Bridges

    none verified by this tool

    Pick your own and check it yourself. These are listed because they are non-custodial and widely used, not because this tool has audited or verified any of them — it has not. Route aggregators quote live; the fee and time depend on the route and the moment.

    Whatever you use, the funds should land in your own wallet on Base. If a flow asks you to send to an address it controls so it can forward tokens to you later, stop.

    On launch day

    1. Check the contract address with the checker. It answers offline, so it works even when the RPC does not.
    2. Let the checker find the live pools, and follow the size ↗ link on the one you mean to trade.
    3. Read the size curve for the size you actually intend, not the one you hope for.
    4. Swap in a venue you chose, from your own wallet.